Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.
so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB
HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D
let this die in peace
Someone needs to continue this tradition
My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!